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Report from the asylum
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Author: Solomon Carl
Year: n.a.
At about this time, I wrote a sort of manifest, called "Manifest", which is a most pertinent artifact:
Corsica is an island situated off the coast of Sardinia. It capital is Ajaccio and it is here that Napoleon Bonaparte was born. Though it is part of the French Empire, Corsica is not part of the French mainland. It is an island. As Capri is an island, and Malta. It is not attached to the European mainland. I am in a position to insist upon this point. There is a body of water separating the two and it is known as the Mediterranean Sea. This is borne out by the maps now in use. I brook no contradiction. If I am challenged on this point the world will rush to my assistance in one way or another. What I have just written is a standing challenge to all the forces of evil, of idiocy, of irrelevance, of death, of silence, of vacancy, of transcendancy, etc. And I rest secure in the knowledge that my challenge will never be accepted by that SCUM to whom I've addressed it. I've spent considerable time in the clutches of the LOON and I've waited for this opportunity to avenge myself by humiliating the void. Thank you for your kind attention.
- A VEHEMENT ADULT
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